Showing posts with label ramblings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ramblings. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Getting Fucked

it's nothing new, getting fucked. my ass is now on permanent birth control, i've been fucked over so many times. the good bad or the ugly, it will happen to you. people fucking people is just a jacked up fact of life. i'm talkin' now about the corporate dick fuck. and the governmental anal invasion, as well as the all too familiar lack of proper customer service ass screw. no gettin' around it. you just have to hold your breath and let the fucking finish doing you in before you can fart a sigh of relief and go about your merry way. any ass fucking that doesn't kill you will only make you angrier. and anger is a great way to survive these rectum attacks. now i'm not saying to just bend over and make it any easier for this shit to happen. indeed, stand your ground and take it like the decent human being you are..know that this will soon all be only be a smelly memory and that the one true thing you can rely on is: one day, the fucker will eventually be the fuckee. and THIS FACT, my friends, is what makes this suffering tolerable. heh heh heh heh

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

My Son Has No Ears and Four Mouths

whoever said that youth is wasted on the young is-- simply said: my hero. my theory is-- all kids are genetically predisposed to not listen, especially to their parents. hence why mistakes repeat themselves. us older more experienced folk have so much to share, to teach the young, but perhaps it is by not listening that the young will learn, as they need to experience as well. in short, the older generation, with wisdom in tow, has all this knowledge with no where to. what a pitiful tragic waste of a beautiful thing.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

What's For Dinner?

No offense to any Hungry Man frozen microwave dinner lovers--but c'mon! Would YOU EAT THIS??? My oldest son who lives in the Poconos (PA) sent me this photo of what he attempted to eat last week-- yummmmmmyyyyy--Hungry Man's version of "rotisserie chicken"--yes folks--this is allegedly chicken! some dissected insectile mutant version of a greasy bird gone wild! needless to say, my son opted to send this bird flying, being that it appears its wings were still attached!