I NEVER SAID I GAVE UP ORGASMS

UPDATE: DARYL & I never really broke up over Christmas...

to go back to the past, i ried college, but i dropped out to get married, cuz- really all i ever wanned to "be" was a housewife- was it ever this simple? AFTER my divorce, 5 or 6 years of me playing the rebel working single whore mom, clubbing, dive bars tho were my fav- and dated tons of losers and users, shameful deeds of sex of which i got nothing out of--

so i made a VOW OF CELIBACY IN 1999 (still hung with guys, cuz i love men, just no casual sex- i wanted and needed an emotional connection--) figured i'd die, horny.....lol

but from '99 to 2014 when the love of my life, Dare, reappeared in my life-- on our 2nd "date"- i asked him if he'd like to see my brand new queen size bed. well. he said yes. and wow THERE YA GO- what we never did in high school...- in his head, he later told me he figured we'd wait 6 months, but helll noooo - i'd waited for 15 years. LOL HOT!! being in love makes (made) all the difference)


ps remember now- i said i gave up intercourse with men (NOT ORGASMS) LOL

CELTIC WOLF FOR MAGGIE'S BIRTHDAY JAN 5 2018

Celtic Wolf 27oz Clear Glass Stein: This large stein is engraved with an original Celtic Wolf design. The wolf is one of the most prevalent animals in the lore of many cultures. For the Celts the wolf was the companion and/or form many different gods and goddesses and was closely associated with the winter months the Gaelic word for January, "Faoilleach" translates to -month of the wolf. Centuries later the wolf is still found as a common heraldic theme for many families originating from nations with Celtic roots. The engraving will not fade and the glass is dishwasher friendly.  "MAGDALENA- TO THE COOLEST GAL I KNOW! CHEERS! 

LOKI

oh Loki, my low key lil kitty- such a gentle kitty, a smart follower, - but OMG LOKI - my son woke me up about 4 days ago, and Loki has this actual put your finger into the deep HOLE in his groin area- and THAT WAS NOT THERE THE DAY BEFORE, cuz we knew he seemed to not feel well so me and Dare did a once over- my son took him to the vet- 

nothing due to the neutering he had done 2 wks before - prob a cat fight- tho he is 95 percent an indoor cat- but i have a kitty door for my othe 3 cats and now kitty door closed til Loki heals so the other cats are all - where's my door? -

and oooohhhh and now the treatments i needa give him- the wound infected needs daily flushing for at least a full minute- yeah he loves that- ohhh man and then stick the ointment IN THE BLOODY HUGE HOLE. my poor kitty. follow up appt nxt week...

MY FIRST SHRINK VISIT OF 2018


my shrink today: do you have trouble concentrating? me: oh look a bird just flew past your window. doctor: how's your appetite? 

me: well being fat, i feast on my usual daily side of beef and 10 dozen jelly donuts, and also being fat, i am lazy so i scarf while laying down and i also stink. 

doctor: remember, baby steps. me: eh i'm too much of a baby to do that shit. (things i go thru for my meds)

 HE'S ACTUALLY BUSY writing all this shit down and i'm so laughing inside- who's shrinking WHO - mister doctor man!!! 😎😜

September 22, is Hobbit Day. 


This means it is the birthday of Frodo and Bilbo Baggins and thus a day of great importance. (I was born on Sept 22) tho i hardly declare, me, a mere fuckin human, to be nearly as of "GREAT IMPORTANCE" as 2 fictional characters.....

I like this, but was never a big Lord of the Rings fan overall
tho i feel like - i should be -scenery n costumes, EXCELLENT!- (the "not all those that wander are lost"- reminds me of my youngest son- he has seldom given up his marching to his own drummer syndrome) the times i chose to "dance" to other people's "drummers,"- usually never worked for me, cuz it wasn't MY own Music- 

DID YOU KNOW?

DID YOU KNOW ??

1. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow film down so you could see his moves.

2. The original name for butterfly was flutter by.

3. By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

4. Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed.

5. Charlie Chaplin once won the third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

6. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

7. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

8. The shortest English word that contains theletters A, B, C, D, E, and F is “feedback.”

9. All Polar bears are left-handed.

10. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

11. “Dream t” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt.”

12. Almonds are a member of the peach family, and apples belong to the rose family.