my shrink today: do you have trouble concentrating? me: oh look a bird just flew past your window. doctor: how's your appetite?
me: well being fat, i feast on my usual daily side of beef and 10 dozen jelly donuts, and also being fat, i am lazy so i scarf while laying down and i also stink.
doctor: remember, baby steps. me: eh i'm too much of a baby to do that shit. (things i go thru for my meds)
HE'S ACTUALLY BUSY writing all this shit down and i'm so laughing inside- who's shrinking WHO - mister doctor man!!!
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